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		<title>Are You Ready For Some Football!?  GO COLTS!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 20:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Groce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Super Bowl is normally a time that I get together with friends to watch the Super Bowl* (especially the new commercials) and eat some chili and wings.  But with our very own Indianapolis Colts finally making it to the Big Game it has such a different feeling to it this year.  When the Pacers [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Super Bowl is normally a time that I get together with friends to watch the Super Bowl* (especially the new commercials) and eat some chili and wings.  But with our very own Indianapolis Colts <span style="font-style: italic">finally</span> making it to the Big Game it has such a different feeling to it this year.  When the Pacers went to the Finals in 2000, the town didn&#8217;t seem so pumped up about it (maybe we&#8217;re not as big into basketball as most people think&#8230;at least not on the professional level).  But this past few weeks the town has just been amped.</p>
<p>Everywhere you go there are flags, banners, Colts gear, etc. and everyone you see says &#8220;Go Colts!&#8221; to you in passing as if it were your usual Christmas greeting.  And Christmas is probably the best way to describe the feeling around town.  There&#8217;s just something in the air that you can&#8217;t quite explain, and beyond the occasional football Scrooge everyone seems to be into even if they&#8217;re not normally into football.</p>
<p>So this is a quite exciting time for those of us in the Circle City and hopefully our offense and defense will show up tonight and shine like we have all seen during the regular season.  My only worry is that almost everyone I&#8217;ve heard from in the national media gives the game to the Colts by a touchdown or two.  While my gut has to agree with their assessment, the up front &#8220;no contest&#8221; expectations aren&#8217;t always a good thing.  But I&#8217;m sure that our Colts are up for the challenge.</p>
<p>Now I must get ready for the evening festivities.  Go Colts and Go Horse!!!</p>
<p>* And yes, for the No Fun League knuckleheads, on a larger than 55&#8243; screen and with more than one television.  And yes, I will be discussing the game afterwards as well&#8230;what in the world is the &#8220;for private use of our audience&#8221; warning all about?  And hopefully no Bengals or Chargers will be arrested before, during or after the game.</p>
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		<title>Trolley Dodgers Podcast #21</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Groce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Release Date: Thursday, February 1st, 2007 [listen here] This week Jeff &#38; Brian discuss: SPORTS – FOOTBALL NFL&#8217;s lawyers sack church&#8217;s game plan Indy to make 2011 Super Bowl bid Palmer: Bengals&#8217; run of arrests have to stop Chargers&#8217; Kiel Cited for Urination Foley files civil suit against officer, city over shooting SPORTS – BASEBALL [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Release Date: Thursday, February 1st, 2007<br />
[<a href="http://podcast.trolleydodgers.com/podcast-21/">listen here</a>]</p>
<p>This week Jeff &amp; Brian discuss:<br />
<strong><br />
SPORTS – FOOTBALL</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007702010431">NFL&#8217;s lawyers sack church&#8217;s game plan</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070130/SPORTS/701300464/-1/RSS">Indy to make 2011 Super Bowl bid</a></li>
<li><a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6428170?CMP=OTC-K9B140813162&amp;ATT=5">Palmer: Bengals&#8217; run of arrests have to stop</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2007/01/30/545324-chargers-kiel-cited-for-urination">Chargers&#8217; Kiel Cited for Urination</a></li>
<li><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2749893&amp;campaign=rss&amp;source=ESPNHeadlines">Foley files civil suit against officer, city over shooting</a></li>
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<p><strong>SPORTS – BASEBALL </strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2007/01/31/546002-yankee-stadium-to-host-08-all-star-game">Yankee Stadium to Host &#8217;08 All-Star Game</a></li>
<li><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2749958&amp;campaign=rss&amp;source=ESPNHeadlines">Provisions in revised Bonds deal holding up process</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cbc.ca/sports/baseball/story/2007/01/30/mlb-giants-bonds.html">Bonds can lose contract if indicted: source</a></li>
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<p><strong>SPORTS – BASKETBALL </strong></p>
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<li><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=270310084&amp;campaign=rss&amp;source=ESPNHeadlines">No. 25 Indiana ends Badgers&#8217; 17-game win streak</a></li>
<li><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=270312754&amp;confId=null">Green, Campbell lift No. 11 Butler to seventh straight win</a></li>
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<p><strong>TASER NEWS</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/01/cop_shocks_nake.html">Cop shocks naked, greased student</a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>SQUIRREL NEWS</strong> (courtesy of <a href="http://squirreldish.com">squirreldish.com</a>)</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2007/1/30/102511.shtml?s=us">&#8216;Gender&#8217; Blamed for Katie Couric&#8217;s Low Ratings</a></li>
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<p><strong>ANIMALS</strong></p>
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<li><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070201/ap_on_fe_st/deer_hermaphrodite">Florida hunter bags a hermaphrodite deer</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2007/01/30/545148-raw-cougar-meat-blamed-for-trichinosis">Raw Cougar Meat Blamed for Trichinosis</a></li>
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<p><strong>OTHER</strong></p>
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<li><a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=worldNews&amp;storyid=2007-02-01T012001Z_01_N31368835_RTRUKOC_0_US-MEXICO-TORTILLAS.xml&amp;src=rss">Mexicans protest as tortilla crisis hurts Calderon</a></li>
<li><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070201/ap_on_fe_st/mexico_big_baby">Big baby causes sensation in Cancun</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.webmd.com/content/article/131/118124?src=RSS_PUBLIC">Lavender Oil May Spur Breasts in Boys</a></li>
<li><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070131/ap_on_fe_st/china_girlfriend">Student wants to &#8216;rent&#8217; a girlfriend</a></li>
<li><a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;storyid=2007-02-01T144343Z_01_L01718835_RTRUKOC_0_US-GERMANY-CARNIVAL-FINES.xml&amp;src=rss">City fights leaky carnival crowd</a></li>
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		<title>February 1st, 2007 Dailies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 18:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Groce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NFL&#8217;s lawyers sack church&#8217;s game plan You have got to be kidding me! First the NFL Network nonsense this year and now this. Using their trademark &#8220;Super Bowl&#8221; in promotional materials, fine, don&#8217;t allow that but I can&#8217;t even imagine the number of churches in violation of their &#8220;55 inches or smaller&#8221; policy regardless of [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007702010431">NFL&#8217;s lawyers sack church&#8217;s game plan</a><br />
You have got to be kidding me!  First the NFL Network nonsense this year and now this.   Using their trademark &#8220;Super Bowl&#8221; in promotional materials, fine, don&#8217;t allow that but I can&#8217;t even imagine the number of churches in violation of their &#8220;55 inches or smaller&#8221; policy regardless of what they call their get together.  The NFL needs to get their heads out of their rears and start worrying about what &#8220;extracurricular activities&#8221; their players are up to.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070201/SPORTS03/70201036/1195/RSS01">Churches react to NFL&#8217;s Super Bowl warning</a></li>
<li><a href="http://indyinsights.typepad.com/indy_insights/2007/01/a_super_sports_.html">A Super Sports City</a><br />
Bill Benner on Indianapolis&#8217; Super Bowl 45 bid</li>
<li><a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6428170?CMP=OTC-K9B140813162&amp;ATT=5">Palmer: Bengals&#8217; run of arrests have to stop</a></li>
<li><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2749958&amp;campaign=rss&amp;source=ESPNHeadlines">Provisions in revised Bonds deal holding up process</a><br />
More on the Bobble-head Barry front</li>
<li><a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=worldNews&amp;storyid=2007-02-01T012001Z_01_N31368835_RTRUKOC_0_US-MEXICO-TORTILLAS.xml&amp;src=rss">Mexicans protest as tortilla crisis hurts Calderon</a><br />
Interesting and something that never occurred to me before now</li>
<li><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070201/ap_on_fe_st/mexico_big_baby">Big baby causes sensation in Cancun</a><br />
Wow! 14.5 pounds of pure beefcake.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=3&amp;id=39889">Screwtape Moves Forward</a></li>
<li><a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&amp;storyid=2007-01-31T192619Z_01_N31181829_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIFE-MISSUSA.xml&amp;src=rss">Miss USA, out of rehab, admits cocaine use</a> &amp; <a href="http://www.hollywood.com/news/Trump_Considers_Letting_Miss_USA_Pose_for_Playboy/3604307">Trump Considers Letting Miss USA Pose for &#8216;Playboy&#8217;</a><br />
I now have a major problem with Mr. Trump&#8217;s motives&#8230;&#8221;<em>Playboy</em> wants to have Tara on the cover (and) we&#8217;re thinking about it.   It wouldn&#8217;t be nude&#8230; I would never want a thing like that to happen.&#8221; Nude or not, what a slime-ball!  Don&#8217;t get me started.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/space/01/28/free.ride.ap/">Uncle Sam spoils dream trip to space</a><br />
Leave it to the government and taxes.</li>
<li><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070131/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_counterfeiting_consumers">Toothpaste, bouillon cubes new frontiers of piracy</a><br />
You&#8217;ve got to be kidding me.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070131/LOCAL/701310517/-1/RSS">Bones may indicate Indian burial site</a><br />
Not surprising around Indiana, but I always find this sort of &#8220;find&#8221; interesting.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.webmd.com/content/article/131/118124?src=RSS_PUBLIC">Lavender Oil May Spur Breasts in Boys</a></li>
<li><a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;storyid=2007-02-01T144343Z_01_L01718835_RTRUKOC_0_US-GERMANY-CARNIVAL-FINES.xml&amp;src=rss">City fights leaky carnival crowd</a><br />
The Karnies are coming, the Karnies are coming!</li>
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